Having our car here has been really awesome. It's a perk, not a necessity, but it sure makes lots of things easy. Unfortunately our sweet little Honda Civic has also had its fair share of tragedy. In the slightly less than one year that we have had it here it has:
-gotten its front bumper slightly knocked off its seem
-gotten its front bumper scratched
-gotten its license plate stolen (we only have one so that was a pain)
-gotten its rear bumper scratched
and just THIS MORNING
-got its back bumper completely knocked off!
I'm especially annoyed because, of course, we weren't left a note or anything. Blarg!
***UPDATE***
The pbf fixed the bumper! Well, as fixed as it's gonna get. It took us an hour and a half and we had to go to Lowe's and we were laying under the car in the parking lot and the pbf got his new shoes greasy and his jacket and then we had White Castle and Brian had two margeritas!
3 comments:
I took your bumper and gave it to the pastor for "Pastor Appreesh" Month. Sorry. I thought the two margaritas I just drank told you. I just drank two margaritas. My wife is out of town. So what. The pastor said thanks. I did a church "welcome" and embarrassed myself by crying. It was stupid. I got up and tried to talk and just started crying and the congregation was silent.
"Christing pigfeed" is an actual phrase from the movie MISERY. So what. /STFDSGVFBVCBVCXBCVXBCVXBCVX
it's actually "christing money" and "effing pigfeed." oops.
"/STFDS [...] BCVX"
Two margaritas Brian!!!
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