(in chronological order)
-flier person for fledgling lawn service, ruralachia, ohio
-christian armory book store sales associate, dublin, ohio
-tutor to "inner city" kids, are the burbs of pittsburgh considered inner city?
-hallmark (gold crown!) sales associate, ruralachia, ohio
-private tutor to spoiled nyc brats, spoiled like no other, nueva yorka, neuva yorka
-door to door salesperson, telemarketer of rhinokote driveway sealcoat, blarble, ohio
-assorted miserable child sitting, new amsterdam, new amsterdam
-anti-stress workshop leader for daycare age children-i was encouraged to lead them in massage trains--demented! outer boroughs of nyc
-improv instructor to (more) spoiled kids, this time middle school age, princeton, new jersia
-speech, accent teacher to older, yet equally spoiled individuals, the isle of manhattan
-performer at the zoo (metamorphosis boogie anyone?)
-day school drama instructor to 6th graders--brats, 15 miles high, 3 miles across
-after school drama instructor to middle schoolers--brats, 23rd streetish
-private dialect coach, glory, the coasts
-private accent reduction, only one coast
the moral of this resume is that if you know any spoiled little ones, then please send them my way so that they can make me miserable for 6 months and i can quit on them.
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what kind of discount did you get at hallmark?
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