your space

so the wife has a psuedo myspace that i use sometimes to look up people. I was looking up old high school people and I found MY SISTER! and ANOTHER SISTER and MY MOTHER... wtf?

I also found this old girl from HS... she's married now and has three kids. Her myspace plays the mario song and "girls just want to have fun" as budweiser cans ran down the page.
Here are some excerpts, think of it as a cultural study:

Movies - Shag. Dirty Dancing. Crybaby. Grease
Television - American Idol. Rescue Me. Law &; Order SVU
Books - I hate reading unless it's the newspaper to hear gossip

Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLONDISH BROWN
Height: 5 FOOT
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: WHITE
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKES
Your Weakness: THE PHONE
Your Fears: BEIN ALONE
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI AND CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH GOD ITS MORNING ALREADY
Your Best Physical Feature: MY BUTT
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: MY PAPAW, HIGH SCHOOL
Pepsi or Coke: MT. DEW
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDS
Single or Group Dates: GROUP THEN SPLIT TO SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: YUCK
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: EITHER
Do you Smoke: FAITHFULLY
Do you Swear: MOST OF THE TIME
Do you Sing: YEP IM GONNA BE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL
Do you Shower Daily: YEP
Have you Been in Love: YEP
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE DONE THAT HATED IT
Do you want to get Married: ALREADY AM BUT NEVER AGAIN
Do you belive in yourself: YEA
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: NOPE SHES A FRUIT LOOP
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Do you play an Instrument: HELL NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: WHY HELL NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO NEVER
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: GROSS
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: HELL YEA PLENTY
Ever been called a Tease: YEP
Ever been Beaten up: YEP
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: IN A CAR WRECK AND FAST
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION
What country would you most like to Visit: SOME PLACE WITH SECLUDED BEACHES AND PALM TREES
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: DARK
Short or Long Hair: SHORT
Height: 5'--6'
Weight: NORMAL WITH MUSCLES
Best Clothing Style: TANK TOPS AND BLUE JEANS
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE BUT I NEED VALUMES ONCE IN A WHILE
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY TO COUNT I BORROWED AND NEVER RETURNED
Number of Piercings: 1 BELLY
Number of Tattoos: NOPE BUT I WANT A SHROOM ON MY PELVIC AREA THAT SAYS EAT ME!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: PLENTY! DATING THE IDIOTS I DID