The rules...

You're here because we like you... kinda.
And while you're here, you're expected to never mention our names. You may refer to me as the PBF (permanent boy friend) or thisisntjimmy and you may refer to her as The Wife. If you mention our names in a comment on this site, we will delete it. This is only because the wife and I have students and coworkers that enjoy googling people and will read our blog daily if they find we have one. We know that because we do it to them.
We both have other blogs (she has two!) and we both are funny, and we both have great things to say, and so why not combine our blogs into one?! Plus, we know a couple that combined their last names into one new last name when they got married... so the least we can do is combine our blogs. So those are the rules. Please comment occasionally to let us know you're reading.